21)I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type. In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dog laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man. “That’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen,” I said. “That dog really seemed to enjoy the film.” The man turned to me and said, “Yeah, it is. He hated the book.”

 

 

22)A sloth named Herman is walking through the forest one day. A gang of snails approach him and beat him up for 7 hours. He is left at the bottom of a tree with several cuts and bruises. Several hours later, he gathers up enough strength to go to a local police station. Herman walks into the Sergeant’s office. “What happened to you? the officer asks. “A gang of snails beat me up,” Herman replied. “Can you describe what they looked like?” “I don’t know,” the sloth says. “It all happened so fast.”

 

 

 

23)Scooty Untae Nadapaalani Pisthundii………
 
Girl Untae sight Kottalani Pisthundhii……..
 
Friend Untae Thiragaalani Pisthundhii……..
 
Tv Untae Choodalani Pisthundhii………
 
Radio Untae vinaalani Pisthundhii………
 
Biryani  Unte Thinalani Pisthundhi……….
 
But Adhendho Kani Nenuu 15 yrs ga Choosthunnah…….
 
BOOK Untae Maatram
Chadavani Pinchadhu……..
 
Em Maayo Amo……??
 
 

 

 

 

 
24)Dad : Exam Ala Rasav ? ?
 
Son : 1st Question Rayaledhu….??
 
2nd Question Chadhavaledu….??
 
4th Question Marchipoya….??
 
5th Question Ardhamkalae….��
 
6th Question Bit Ledhu….??
 
7th Question Frnd Choopinchalae….??
 
8th Question Out of Syllabus….??
 
9th Question Print Sariga Raale….??
 
10th Question ki Time Ledhu….??
 
Dad : Mari 3rd Question……..??
 
Son : Adhae Choice lo Vadhilaesa….??
 
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25)If u ‘ PASS ‘ in Exam… 
Dad : Na Koduku. 
Mom : Na Bangaram. 
Sister : Nuvvah. 
Lover : Cho Chweet. 
Frnd : Mama Party….???? 
 
If u ‘ FAIL ‘ in Exam…. 
Dad : Appudaina Book Padithe Ga…..**** 
Mom : Chadhavochu Kadaraa….. 
Sister : Thelisina Vishayamae Ga….. 
Lover : Don’t Speak….? 
Frnd : Mama Party….???? 
Moral : ” Friends Never Change “ 
Good Friends Are Hard To Find…….? Dont Loose Them For Silly Reasons…… 
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