6) I saw U on Road today. U were lurking SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My Heart started singing a Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!

7) U r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish I could start my day with U in my bed. I jus luvs ur feel to my lips. U just make my day, I love U NESCAFE!

8) A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?” He said, “Call for backup.”

9) Biscuit maker’s Luv Letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our meeting was truly Nice, but the chance of our Luv is 50-50 coz ur dad is a Tiger. Will u give ur Little Heart 2 me? Otherwise, I’ll become a Krack-Jack

10) Birds love u, Giraffe loves u, Goat loves u, Elephant loves u, Go to the zoo, They all miss u.