1) When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see anyone around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I’ll take u to an eye specialist!  


 2) A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they name them? They named them as ‘Jo-Jua’, ‘So-Hua’


 3) This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn’t expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on ur name and didn’t even tell me? Animal Planet!


 4) How do u identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!


 5) Tension happens in brain and love is felt in the heart. Then why do people get a heart attack when they are tensed and why people get mad when they are in love?