1) When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see anyone around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I’ll take u to an eye specialist!
2) A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they name them? They named them as ‘Jo-Jua’, ‘So-Hua’
3) This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn’t expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on ur name and didn’t even tell me? Animal Planet!
4) How do u identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!